The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all....
She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms...I can do this!
She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house...a man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2000, even though we will not be able to use it..."
Here is her entry:
Divine Miss M