Monday, April 02, 2007
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the USRSF (United States Redneck Special Forces). Boys from Alabama, Tennessee and South Carolina will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given the following information about terrorists:
1.) The season is open today.
2.) There is no limit.
3.) They taste just like chicken.
4.) They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5.) They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by this weekend.